Defecation and Excrement
- bab
- blatts
- cack
- crap
- Dehli belly – having diarrhoea
- doo-doo
- dump
- floater – excrement that floats
- grogan – a lump of excrement
- have a turtle’s head – an urgency to defecate
- kak
- log
- Mersey trout – a lump of excrement
- Montezuma’s revenge – having diarrhoea
- number two
- plop
- poo/pooh
- poop
- shat
- shit
- shite
- skidmark – a smear of excrement on the inside of underwear
- squat – the act of defecating
- squits –
- the runs
- tomtit – rhyming slang on shit
- touching cloth – an urgency to defecate
- trots – having diarrhoea
- turd – a lump of excrement
- whoopsie
Faecal Remnants that Adhere to the Body (usually around the anus)
- bumtag
- clagnuts
- clingons
- clinkers
- dags
- dangleberries
- dingleberries
- tagnuts
- winnets