Slang for Other Bodily Functions

Breakwind air biscuit blow off bottom burp botty burp drop one’s guts dutch oven – to inflict wind on one’s bed partner fart float an air biscuit guff let off poop Miscellaneous ring-sting flob – spit gozz – spit greenie – spit Toilet – The Place bog can cludgie dunny john karzy lav lavvy loo…

Slang for Sleeping

40 winks beddy-byes bo-boes catching z’s catch some z’s counting sheep dead to the world give it some z’s go up the wooden hill – to go up to bed hit the sack in the arms of Morpheus kip nod off – to fall asleep sack – bed sack-time shut eye sleep like a log…

Slang for Defecation & Excrement

Defecation and Excrement bab blatts cack crap Dehli belly – having diarrhoea doo-doo dump floater – excrement that floats grogan – a lump of excrement have a turtle’s head – an urgency to defecate kak log Mersey trout – a lump of excrement Montezuma’s revenge – having diarrhoea number two plop poo/pooh poop shat shit…

Slang for the Male Genitals

General terms for genitals bits bulge crown jewels family jewels jewels lunchbox meat and two veg naughty bits packet private parts rude bits tackle trouser department unmentionables wedding tackle Miscellaneous cheese – smegma Jap’s eye – the urethral opening knob/nob cheese – smegma knob/nob end – the head of the penis pubes – pubic hair…

Slang for Other Bodyparts (non-sexual)

Ears lughole Face clock coupon craterface – pockmarked or acne covered dial fiz/fizzog kipper mug phiz/phizzog viz/vizzog Haemorrhoids farmers – rhyming slang on farmer giles = piles grapes nobbies – rhyming slang on Nobby Stiles = piles Head bonce chump noodle nut Hair and Facial Hair barnet – hair / rhyming slang on barnet fair…

Slang for Breasts

baps bazookas bee stings – small breasts boobies boobs bouncers bristols – rhyming slang (bristol citties = titties) bubbies bumpers busters chapel hat pegs – protruding nipples charlies chebs diddies dids dugs gazungas/gazongas groodies headlamps hooters jubbies jugs knockers lungs melons milkers norks pair puppies scammels – protruding nipples. Abbreviation of ‘scammel wheel nuts’ scammel…

Slang for the Female Genitals

Clitoris man in a boat bald man in a boat little man in a boat love button General terms for genitals bits naughty bits private parts rude bits Labia beef curtains cabbage flaps labs lettuce lips piss flaps salad Miscellaneous camel toes – the shape of female genitals as seen in tight clothing map of…