Breaking Wind
- air biscuit – noun
- blow off – verb
- bof – verb
- bottom burp – noun
- botty burp – noun
- chuff – verb
- drop one’s guts – vrb phrs
- dutch oven – noun. to inflict wind on one’s bed partner
- fanny fart – noun. an audible noise emitting from a vagina, typically during sexual activity
- fart – noun/verb
- farting – noun
- float an air biscuit – verb
- guff – noun
- let off – verb
- let one go – verb
- let rip – verb
- parp – verb
- poop – noun/verb
- pump – verb
- queef – noun
- silent but deadly – noun. of a fart, quiet but smelly
- trouser cough – noun
- trump – noun/verb
- wet fart – noun
- windypops – noun
Miscellaneous
- arsewipe – noun. toilet paper
- bog-roll – noun. toilet paper
- bum fodder – noun. toilet paper
- bumwad – noun. toilet paper
- flob – noun/verb spit
- gozz – noun/verb spit
- greenie – noun. spit
- ring-sting – noun. soreness of the anus
- shit ticket – noun. toilet paper
Urination
- gypsy’s kiss – noun. rhyming slang on piss
- jimmy (riddle) – noun. rhyming slang on piddle
- leak – noun
- number one – noun
- pee – noun/verb
- piddle – noun/verb
- piss – noun/verb
- point percy at the porcelain – vrb phrs
- riddle – noun
- see a man about a dog – vrb phrs
- slash – verb
- spend a penny – vrb phrs
- splash one’s boots – vrb phrs
- squirt – verb
- syphon the python – vrb phrs
- tinkle – verb
- wazz – noun/verb
- widdle – noun/verb