Clitoris
- bean – noun
- bald man in a boat – noun
- little man in a boat – noun
- love button – noun
- man in a boat – noun
General terms for genitals
- bits – noun
- naughty bits – noun
- private parts – noun
- rude bits – noun
- undercarriage – noun
Labia
- beef curtains – noun
- cabbage – noun
- flaps – noun
- labs – noun
- lettuce – noun
- lips – noun
- piss flaps – noun
- salad – noun
Miscellaneous
- blobbing – noun. menstruating.
- bush – noun. pubic hair.
- fanny flutters – noun. the pleasurable feeling in the genitals when sexually aroused.
- gunt – noun. the fatty area between the stomach and the vagina. A combination of the words gut (stomach) and cunt (vagina).
- map of Tassie – noun. the shape of the pubic haired region to Tasmania, an island state of Australia.
- on – adv. menstruating.
- on the blob – noun. menstruating.
- pubes – noun. pubic hair.
- spiders legs – noun. pubic hairs.
- thatch – noun. pubic hair.
- twernt – noun. perineum.
- up on blocks – noun. menstruating.
Vagina & Vulva
- axe wound – noun.
- badly packed kebab – noun
- bearded clam – noun. alludes to with pubic hair
- beaver – noun. with public hair
- biff – noun
- blurt – noun
- box – noun
- bucket fanny – noun. a large specious vulva/vagina
- camels hoof – noun. the impression of, as seen through clothes
- camel toes – noun. the impression of the vulva, as seen through clothes
- chuff – noun
- clown’s pocket – noun. a large spacious vulva/vagina
- clunge – noun
- coochie – noun
- crack – noun
- cunny – noun
- cunt – noun
- fadge – noun
- fanny – noun
- flange – noun
- front bottom – noun
- furburger – noun. with public hair
- fur pie – noun. with pubic hair
- furry cup – noun. incl pubic hair and vagina
- furry monkey – noun. with pubic hair
- gaping axe wound – noun
- gash – noun
- gee – noun
- growler – noun
- grumble (and grunt) – noun. rhyming slang on cunt
- hair pie – noun. alludes to with pubic hair
- hairy axe wound – noun. with pubic hair
- hairy clam – noun. with pubic hair
- honeypot – noun
- Jack and Danny – noun. rhyming slang on ‘fanny’
- jenny – noun
- minge – noun
- mott – noun.
- muff – noun. alludes to with pubic hair
- pussy – noun
- quim – noun
- salmon canyon – noun. incl. vagina
- slit – noun
- snatch – noun
- spunk bucket – noun. incl. vagina
- stench trench – noun
- tuppence – noun
- twat – noun
- twot – noun
- vadge – noun
- vertical bacon sandwich – noun
- welly-top – noun. a large spacious vulva/vagina
- wizard’s sleeve – noun. a large spacious vulva/vagina
- y-bone steak – noun