Slang for the Female Genitals

Clitoris

  • man in a boat
  • bald man in a boat
  • little man in a boat
  • love button

General terms for genitals

  • bits
  • naughty bits
  • private parts
  • rude bits

Labia

  • beef curtains
  • cabbage
  • flaps
  • labs
  • lettuce
  • lips
  • piss flaps
  • salad

Miscellaneous

  • camel toes – the shape of female genitals as seen in tight clothing
  • map of Tassie – the shape of the pubic haired region
  • pubes – pubic hair
  • spiders legs – pubic hairs
  • thatch – pubic hair
     

Vagina

  • bearded clam
  • beaver
  • box
  • chuff
  • crack
  • cunny
  • cunt
  • fadge
  • fanny
  • flange
  • front bottom
  • furburger
  • fur pie
  • furry monkey
  • gash
  • grumble (and grunt) – rhyming slang on cunt
  • hair pie
  • honeypot
  • jenny
  • minge
  • pussy
  • quim
  • slit
  • snatch
  • twat
  • twot
  • vadge