Slang for Masturbation

Male Masturbation barclays (bank) – rhyming slang on wank bash the bishop circle jerk – mutual masturbation five knuckle shuffle frig oneself hand shandy jack off J. Arthur (Rank) – rhyming slang on wank jerk off jodrell (bank) – rhyming slang on wank pocket billiards pull one’s pud spank the monkey toss toss off tug…

Slang for Sexual Intercourse

beast with two backs bonk dip one’s wick doggie fashion fuck get one’s legover get one’s oats grind have it away have it off how’s your father hump knee trembler – whilst standing knock off nob nookie poke quickie roger roll in the hay rumpy-pumpy screw screw the arse off shag slip a length sow…

Slang for the Male Genitals

General terms for genitals bits bulge crown jewels family jewels jewels lunchbox meat and two veg naughty bits packet private parts rude bits tackle trouser department unmentionables wedding tackle Miscellaneous cheese – smegma Jap’s eye – the urethral opening knob/nob cheese – smegma knob/nob end – the head of the penis pubes – pubic hair…

Slang for Other Bodyparts (non-sexual)

Ears lughole Face clock coupon craterface – pockmarked or acne covered dial fiz/fizzog kipper mug phiz/phizzog viz/vizzog Haemorrhoids farmers – rhyming slang on farmer giles = piles grapes nobbies – rhyming slang on Nobby Stiles = piles Head bonce chump noodle nut Hair and Facial Hair barnet – hair / rhyming slang on barnet fair…

Slang for Breasts

baps bazookas bee stings – small breasts boobies boobs bouncers bristols – rhyming slang (bristol citties = titties) bubbies bumpers busters chapel hat pegs – protruding nipples charlies chebs diddies dids dugs gazungas/gazongas groodies headlamps hooters jubbies jugs knockers lungs melons milkers norks pair puppies scammels – protruding nipples. Abbreviation of ‘scammel wheel nuts’ scammel…

Slang for Contemptible People

arse arsehat arsehole asshole asswipe bugger creep dick dickbreath dweeb fecker fucker fuckpig jerk knobhead langer lemon merchant (banker) – rhyming slang on wanker nerd piece of shit pillock rasclat saddo shitter sod squirt – someone insignificant toerag tosser wanker ya wank

Slang for Oral Sex

blow job carpet munch – cunnilingus deepthroat eat gobble go down on hair pie – cunnilingus head muff dive – cunnilingus plate sixty-nine – mutual activity suck off –fellatio tongue – cunnilingus

Slang for the Female Genitals

Clitoris man in a boat bald man in a boat little man in a boat love button General terms for genitals bits naughty bits private parts rude bits Labia beef curtains cabbage flaps labs lettuce lips piss flaps salad Miscellaneous camel toes – the shape of female genitals as seen in tight clothing map of…

Drug Slang

Amphetamine annie billy speed speedfreak whizz   Cannabis/Marijuana bhang biftah black blaze – to smoke marijuana blow blunt chong it – to smoke constantly and heavily doobie dope draw ganja grass hash hashcake hash-head henry – an eighth in weight – from Henry VIII hot knives joint Leb Mary Jane Mary Warner puff reefer roach…