Contemptible & Despicable People
- arse – noun
- arseface – noun
- arsehat – noun
- arsehole – noun
- arsemonger – noun
- assclown – noun
- asshole – noun
- asswipe – noun
- awlarse – noun
- bawheid – noun
- bell-end – noun
- biatch – noun
- blert – noun
- blighter – noun
- bounder – noun
- bugger – noun
- bumberclot – noun
- bumhole – noun
- bum nugget – noun
- butt-munch – noun
- chuffer – noun
- cock – noun
- cockhead – noun
- cockmunch – noun
- cocksucker – noun
- cowbag – noun. for a female
- creep – noun. a fawning person
- cunt – noun
- cuntface – noun
- cuntox – noun
- cuntrag – noun
- cunty – noun
- cuntybaws – noun
- cunty bollocks – noun
- dick – noun
- dickbreath – noun
- dickend – noun
- dickfuck – noun
- dickhead – noun
- dicksplash – noun
- dickwad – noun
- dickweed – noun
- dirtbag – noun
- dog breath – noun
- douchebag – noun
- doughnut – noun. an idiot or fool
- fecker – noun
- fucker – noun
- fuckpig – noun
- fucktard – noun
- gayarse – noun
- get – noun
- gimp – noun
- git – noun
- gobshite – noun. someone who talks nonsense
- greb – noun
- grotbag – noun
- jamroll – noun
- jebend – noun
- jerk – noun
- jerkoff – noun
- knob – noun
- knobber – noun
- knobhead – noun
- knob-shiner – noun
- langer – noun
- lowlife – noun
- merchant (banker) – noun. rhyming slang on wanker
- mother – noun. abb. of motherfucker
- motherfucker – noun
- muffin – noun
- nerd – noun
- nob – noun
- nobhead – noun
- piece of shit – noun
- pillock – noun
- prannock – noun
- pranny – noun
- prick – noun
- radge – noun
- radgepot – noun
- rasclat – noun
- rat – noun
- ratbag – noun
- rotter – noun
- saddo – noun
- scrote – noun
- scumbag – noun
- scunt – noun
- shit – noun
- shitbag – noun
- shit-cunt – noun
- shit-eater – noun
- shitface – noun
- shitstain – noun
- shitter – noun
- shower – noun
- slag – noun. a promiscuous but contemptible person
- slapper – noun. of a female
- sleazebag – noun. despicable, sleazy, fawning person
- sleazeball – noun. despicable, sleazy, fawning person
- sod – noun
- squirt – noun. someone insignificant
- tit – noun
- tit-head – noun
- toerag – noun
- tool – noun
- tosser – noun
- tosspot – noun
- tramp – noun. a promiscuous person, or a dirty unkempt person
- tube – noun
- turd – noun
- turkey – noun
- twannock – noun
- twat – noun
- twatface – noun
- twunt – noun
- walloper – noun
- wanger – noun
- wank biscuit – noun
- wanker – noun
- wankshaft – noun
- wanksplat – noun
- wankstain – noun
- waste of sperm – noun
- ya wank – noun
Fools and Idiots
- assclown – noun
- barmcake – noun
- bollock-brain – noun
- bungalow – noun
- charlie – noun
- clot – noun
- cockwomble – noun
- daftie – noun
- digby – noun
- dimbo – noun
- dimmock – noun
- dingbat – noun
- dingus – noun
- dinlo – noun
- div – noun
- divvy – noun.
- dobber – noun
- dope – noun
- dopehead – noun
- dork – noun
- doylem – noun
- duckegg – noun
- duhbrain – noun
- dumbass – noun
- dumbnuts – noun
- eejit – noun
- fucktard – noun
- gobbin – noun
- gonk – noun
- gorm – noun
- jackass – noun
- lemon – noun.
- muppet – noun.
- nana – noun. abbr of banana
- nimrod – noun
- nincompoop – noun
- prannet – noun
- prat – noun.
- silly bugger – noun
- spag – noun
- spaz – noun
- turnip – noun
- twerp – noun
- twit – noun
- twonk – noun
- wally – noun
- wazzock – noun
- wolly – noun
Miscellaneous
- Catfish – noun. a person who adopts a fake identity on social media in order to gain the trust of someone so as to trick or con them.
- chav – noun. a poorly educated, working class person, who dresses casually in designer sportswear and vulgar jewellery.
- lager lout – noun. a young person whose anti-social behaviour is primarily instigated by the excessive drinking of alcohol.
- nob – noun. a person of wealth and high social standing, a member of the upper-classes.
- Sharon & Tracy – noun. a disparaging name for females considered to be working class, unintelligent and vulgarly dressed.
- social butterfly – noun. a socially active and dynamic person, who is very comfortable socially and frequents many social events.
- wingman – noun. a male friend who accompanies someone in order to play a supporting role, usually when out socially.
Socially Inept & Boring, but often Intelligent
- anorak – noun
- Billy-no-mates – noun. a socially inept person, and consequently one without friends.
- dork – noun
- dweeb – noun. a socially inept, studious but boring person
- geek – noun
- neek – noun
- nerd – noun. an intelligent, obsessive and often socially inept person, typically thought of as boring
- Norman (no-mates) – noun. a socially inept person, and consequently one without friends.
- trainspotter – noun. a person typically obsessed with trivia or having a keen interest in collecting particular objects or data.