- arse
- arsehat
- arsehole
- asshole
- asswipe
- bugger
- cock
- cockwomble
- creep
- dick
- dickbreath
- dweeb
- fecker
- fucker
- fuckpig
- jerk
- knobhead
- langer
- lemon
- merchant (banker) – rhyming slang on wanker
- nob
- nerd
- piece of shit
- pillock
- rasclat
- saddo
- shitter
- sod
- squirt – someone insignificant
- tit
- toerag
- tosser
- wanker
- ya wank