Slang for People

Contemptible & Despicable People

  • arse – noun
  • arseface – noun
  • arsehat – noun
  • arsehole – noun
  • arsemonger – noun
  • assclown – noun
  • asshole – noun
  • asswipe – noun
  • awlarse – noun
  • bawheid – noun
  • bell-end – noun
  • biatch – noun
  • blert – noun
  • blighter – noun
  • bounder – noun
  • bugger – noun
  • bumberclot – noun
  • bumhole – noun
  • bum nugget – noun
  • butt-munch – noun
  • chuffer – noun
  • cock – noun
  • cockhead – noun
  • cockmunch – noun
  • cocksucker – noun
  • cowbag – noun. for a female
  • creep – noun. a fawning person
  • cunt – noun
  • cuntface – noun
  • cuntox – noun
  • cuntrag – noun
  • cunty – noun
  • cuntybaws – noun
  • cunty bollocks – noun
  • dick – noun
  • dickbreath – noun
  • dickend – noun
  • dickfuck – noun
  • dickhead – noun
  • dicksplash – noun
  • dickwad – noun
  • dickweed – noun
  • dirtbag – noun
  • dog breath – noun
  • douchebag – noun
  • doughnut – noun. an idiot or fool
  • fecker – noun
  • fucker – noun
  • fuckpig – noun
  • fucktard – noun
  • gayarse – noun
  • get – noun
  • gimp – noun
  • git – noun
  • gobshite – noun. someone who talks nonsense
  • greb – noun
  • grotbag – noun
  • jamroll – noun
  • jebend – noun
  • jerk – noun
  • jerkoff – noun
  • knob – noun
  • knobber – noun
  • knobhead – noun
  • knob-shiner – noun
  • langer – noun
  • lowlife – noun
  • merchant (banker) noun. rhyming slang on wanker
  • mother – noun. abb. of motherfucker
  • motherfucker – noun
  • muffin – noun
  • nerd – noun
  • nob – noun
  • nobhead – noun
  • piece of shit – noun
  • pillock – noun
  • prannock – noun
  • pranny – noun
  • prick – noun
  • radgenoun
  • radgepot – noun
  • rasclat – noun
  • rat – noun
  • ratbag – noun
  • rotter – noun
  • saddo – noun
  • scrote – noun
  • scumbag – noun
  • scunt – noun
  • shit – noun
  • shitbag – noun
  • shit-cunt – noun
  • shit-eater – noun
  • shitface – noun
  • shitstain – noun
  • shitter – noun
  • shower – noun
  • slag – noun. a promiscuous but contemptible person
  • slapper noun. of a female
  • sleazebag – noun. despicable, sleazy, fawning person
  • sleazeball – noun. despicable, sleazy, fawning person
  • sod – noun
  • squirt noun. someone insignificant
  • tit – noun
  • tit-head – noun
  • toerag – noun
  • tool – noun
  • tosser – noun
  • tosspot – noun
  • tramp – noun. a promiscuous person, or a dirty unkempt person
  • tube – noun
  • turd – noun
  • turkey – noun
  • twannock – noun
  • twat – noun
  • twatface – noun
  • twunt – noun
  • walloper – noun
  • wanger – noun
  • wank biscuit – noun
  • wanker – noun
  • wankshaft – noun
  • wanksplat – noun
  • wankstain – noun
  • waste of sperm – noun
  • ya wank – noun

Fools and Idiots

  • assclown – noun
  • barmcake – noun
  • bollock-brain – noun
  • bungalow – noun
  • charlie – noun
  • clot – noun
  • cockwomble – noun
  • daftie – noun
  • digby – noun
  • dimbo – noun
  • dimmock – noun
  • dingbat – noun
  • dingus – noun
  • dinlo – noun
  • div – noun
  • divvy – noun.
  • dobber – noun
  • dope – noun
  • dopehead – noun
  • dork – noun
  • doylem – noun
  • duckegg – noun
  • duhbrain – noun
  • dumbass – noun
  • dumbnuts – noun
  • eejit – noun
  • fucktard – noun
  • gobbin – noun
  • gonk – noun
  • gorm – noun
  • jackass – noun
  • lemon – noun.
  • muppet – noun.
  • nana – noun. abbr of banana
  • nimrod – noun
  • nincompoop – noun
  • prannet – noun
  • prat – noun.
  • silly bugger – noun
  • spagnoun
  • spaznoun
  • turnip – noun
  • twerp – noun
  • twit – noun
  • twonk – noun
  • wally – noun
  • wazzock – noun
  • wolly – noun

Miscellaneous

  • Catfishnoun. a person who adopts a fake identity on social media in order to gain the trust of someone so as to trick or con them.
  • chavnoun. a poorly educated, working class person, who dresses casually in designer sportswear and vulgar jewellery. 
  • lager loutnoun. a young person whose anti-social behaviour is primarily instigated by the excessive drinking of alcohol. 
  • nobnoun. a person of wealth and high social standing, a member of the upper-classes.
  • Sharon & Tracynoun. a disparaging name for females considered to be working class, unintelligent and vulgarly dressed.
  • social butterflynoun. a socially active and dynamic person,  who is very comfortable socially and frequents many social events.
  • wingmannoun. a male friend who accompanies someone in order to play a supporting role, usually when out socially. 

Socially Inept & Boring, but often Intelligent

  • anoraknoun
  • Billy-no-matesnoun. a socially inept person, and consequently one without friends. 
  • dorknoun
  • dweeb – noun. a socially inept, studious but boring person
  • geeknoun
  • neeknoun
  • nerd – noun. an intelligent, obsessive and often socially inept person, typically thought of as boring
  • Norman (no-mates)noun. a socially inept person, and consequently one without friends. 
  • trainspotternoun. a person typically obsessed with trivia or having a keen interest in collecting particular objects or data.