Ears

• lughole

Face

• clock
• coupon
• craterface – pockmarked or acne covered
• dial
• fiz/fizzog
• kipper
• mug
• phiz/phizzog
• viz/vizzog

Haemorrhoids

• farmers – rhyming slang on farmer giles = piles
• grapes
• nobbies – rhyming slang on Nobby Stiles = piles

Head

• bonce
• chump
• noodle
• nut

Hair and Facial Hair

• barnet – hair / rhyming slang on barnet fair
• bumfluff – adolescent facial growth
• face fungus – facial hair
• tash – moustache

Hands

• mits

Miscellaneous

• innie – bellybutton
• mincers – eyes / rhyming slang on mince pies = eyes
• outie – bellybutton
• plates – feet – rhyming slang on plates of meat
• six-pack – defined abdominal muscles
• spare tyre – a roll of fat around the midrift

Mouth

• chops
• mush
• trap

Neck

• gregory peck

Nose

• beak
• conk
• hooter
• schnozz

Teeth

• hampsteads – rhyming slang on Hampstead Heath
• newtons – rhyming slang on Newton Heath