Slang for Other Bodyparts (non-sexual)

Ears

  • lughole

Face

  • clock
  • coupon
  • craterface – pockmarked or acne covered
  • dial
  • fiz/fizzog
  • kipper
  • mug
  • phiz/phizzog
  • viz/vizzog

Haemorrhoids

  • farmers – rhyming slang on farmer giles = piles
  • grapes
  • nobbies – rhyming slang on Nobby Stiles = piles

Head

  • bonce
  • chump
  • noodle
  • nut

Hair and Facial Hair

  • barnet – hair / rhyming slang on barnet fair
  • bumfluff – adolescent facial growth
  • face fungus – facial hair
  • tash – moustache

Hands

  • mits

Miscellaneous

  • innie – bellybutton
  • mincers – eyes / rhyming slang on mince pies = eyes
  • outie – bellybutton
  • plates – feet – rhyming slang on plates of meat
  • six-pack – defined abdominal muscles
  • spare tyre – a roll of fat around the midrift

Mouth

  • chops
  • mush
  • trap

Neck

  • gregory peck

Nose

  • beak
  • conk
  • hooter
  • schnozz

Teeth

  • hampsteads – rhyming slang on Hampstead Heath
  • newtons – rhyming slang on Newton Heath