Ears
- cauliflower – noun. ear damaged through repeated heavy blows
- jug handles – noun. large sticking out ears
- lugs – noun
- lughole – noun. ear hole
- tabs – noun
- wingnuts – noun. sticky out ears
Face
- clock – noun
- coupon – noun
- craterface – noun. pockmarked or acne covered
- dial – noun
- fiz/fizzog – noun
- kipper – noun
- mug – noun
- phiz/phizzog – noun
- viz/vizzog – noun
Haemorrhoids
- arse-grapes – noun
- chalfonts – noun. rhyming slang on Chalfont St Giles, piles, a town in Buckinghamshire
- Emma Freuds – noun. rhyming slang on haemorrhoids
- farmers – noun. rhyming slang on farmer giles (piles)
- grapes – noun
- nobbies – noun. rhyming slang on Nobby Stiles (piles)
Head
- bawheid – noun. bald head (Scottish)
- bonce – noun
- bonehead – noun. bald head
- chump – noun
- chrome-dome – noun. bald head
- crown – noun.
- loaf – noun. rhyming slang on loaf of bread (head). Usually to with brains, intelligence
- noggin – noun
- noodle – noun
- nut – noun
- turnip – noun
Hair and Facial Hair
- barnet – noun. hair, rhyming slang on barnet fair
- bed hair – noun. disheveled hair
- buggergrips – noun. sideburns
- bumfluff – noun. adolescent facial growth
- face fungus – noun. facial hair
- face pubes – noun. facial hair
- ginger nut – noun. red hair
- tash – noun. abbr. of moustache
Hands
- dukes – noun. fists
- mits – noun
Miscellaneous
- innie – noun. bellybutton
- mincers – noun. eyes. rhyming slang on mince pies
- outie – noun. bellybutton
- plates – noun. feet. rhyming slang on plates of meat
- six-pack – noun. defined abdominal muscles
- spare tyre – noun. a roll of fat around the midriff
Mouth
- chops – noun
- face – noun
- gob – noun
- mush – noun
- trap – noun
Neck
- Gregory Peck – noun. rhyming slang on neck
Nose
- beak – noun
- conk – noun
- hooter – noun
- schnozz – noun
Teeth
- choppers – noun
- gnashers – noun
- hampsteads – noun. rhyming slang on Hampstead Heath
- ivories – noun
- like a row of bombed houses – phrs. crooked teeth
- newtons – noun. rhyming slang on Newton Heath
- wallies – noun. false teeth