General terms for genitals
- bits
- bulge
- crown jewels
- family jewels
- jewels
- lunchbox
- meat and two veg
- naughty bits
- packet
- private parts
- rude bits
- tackle
- trouser department
- unmentionables
- wedding tackle
Miscellaneous
- cheese – smegma
- Jap’s eye – the urethral opening
- knob/nob cheese – smegma
- knob/nob end – the head of the penis
- pubes – pubic hair
- thatch – pubic hair
Penis
- baloney
- banana
- beef bayonet
- blue veined custard chucker
- boner – erect penis
- cavalier – an uncircumcised penis
- cheb
- chopper
- cock
- cream stick
- dick
- dong
- donger
- donkey dick – a large penis
- fuckstick
- German helmet
- hampton – rhyming slang on Hampton wick = prick
- hard-on – erect penis
- helmet – the head of the penis
- hung like a donkey/horse – having a large penis
- John Thomas
- knob
- lash
- length
- lob on – an erection
- love muscle
- love truncheon
- member – from membrum virile
- middle leg
- morning wood – an erection on waking
- mutton dagger
- needle dick – a small thin penis
- nob
- old man
- one-eyed trouser snake
- pecker
- percy
- plonker
- pork dagger
- pork sword
- prick
- purple headed custard chucker
- roundhead – a circumcised penis
- sausage
- schlong
- semi – a half erect penis
- shaft
- shlong
- stalk – erect penis
- stiffy – erect penis
- stonker – large erect penis
- tadger
- todger
- tool
- trouser snake
- tummy banana
- wanger
- well hung – having a large penis
- willy
- winkle
- woody – erect penis
Scrotum
- bag
- bollockbag
- knackersack
- scrote
Semen
- come
- cum
- custard
- jism
- jizz
- load
- manfat
- manmuck
- population paste
- spunk
Testicles
- ballocks
- balls
- bollocks
- gonads ??????
- goolies
- knackers
- nackers
- nads
- nadgers
- nuts
- plums