Slang for the Male Genitals

General terms for genitals

  • bits
  • bulge
  • crown jewels
  • family jewels
  • jewels
  • lunchbox
  • meat and two veg
  • naughty bits
  • packet
  • private parts
  • rude bits
  • tackle
  • trouser department
  • unmentionables
  • wedding tackle

Miscellaneous

  • cheese – smegma
  • Jap’s eye – the urethral opening
  • knob/nob cheese – smegma
  • knob/nob end – the head of the penis
  • pubes – pubic hair
  • thatch – pubic hair

Penis

  • baloney
  • banana
  • beef bayonet
  • blue veined custard chucker
  • boner – erect penis
  • cavalier – an uncircumcised penis
  • cheb
  • chopper
  • cock
  • cream stick
  • dick
  • dong
  • donger
  • donkey dick – a large penis
  • fuckstick
  • German helmet
  • hampton – rhyming slang on Hampton wick = prick
  • hard-on – erect penis
  • helmet – the head of the penis
  • hung like a donkey/horse – having a large penis
  • John Thomas
  • knob
  • lash
  • length
  • lob on – an erection
  • love muscle
  • love truncheon
  • member – from membrum virile
  • middle leg
  • morning wood – an erection on waking
  • mutton dagger
  • needle dick – a small thin penis
  • nob
  • old man
  • one-eyed trouser snake
  • pecker
  • percy
  • plonker
  • pork dagger
  • pork sword
  • prick
  • purple headed custard chucker
  • roundhead – a circumcised penis
  • sausage
  • schlong
  • semi – a half erect penis
  • shaft
  • shlong
  • stalk – erect penis
  • stiffy – erect penis
  • stonker – large erect penis
  • tadger
  • todger
  • tool
  • trouser snake
  • tummy banana
  • wanger
  • well hung – having a large penis
  • willy
  • winkle
  • woody – erect penis

Scrotum

  • bag
  • bollockbag
  • knackersack
  • scrote

Semen

  • come
  • cum
  • custard
  • jism
  • jizz
  • load
  • manfat
  • manmuck
  • population paste
  • spunk

Testicles

  • ballocks
  • balls
  • bollocks
  • gonads ??????
  • goolies
  • knackers
  • nackers
  • nads
  • nadgers
  • nuts
  • plums