Male Masturbation

• barclays (bank) – rhyming slang on wank
• bash the bishop
• circle jerk – mutual masturbation
• five knuckle shuffle
• frig oneself
• hand shandy
• jack off
• J. Arthur (Rank) – rhyming slang on wank
• jerk off
• jodrell (bank) – rhyming slang on wank
• pocket billiards
• pull one’s pud
• spank the monkey
• toss
• toss off
• tug
• wank
• yank

Female Masturbation

• diddle
• jill off

General Terms

• hand job
• play with oneself

Miscellaneous

• sticky biscuit – a male masturbation game