Slang for the Male Genitals

General terms for genitals

  • bits – noun.
  • bulge – noun. the impression of the genitals when seen beneath clothing
  • crown jewels – noun.
  • dangly bits – noun.
  • family jewels – noun.
  • jewels – noun.
  • lunchbox – noun.
  • meat and two veg – noun.
  • naughty bits – noun.
  • nethers – noun.
  • packet – noun.
  • private parts – noun.
  • rude bits – noun.
  • tackle – noun.
  • trouser department – noun.
  • undercarriage – noun.
  • unmentionables – noun.
  • wedding tackle – noun.

Miscellaneous

  • banjo string – noun. frenulum
  • cheese – noun. smegma
  • Jap’s eye – noun. the urethral opening
  • knob/nob cheese – noun. smegma
  • knob/nob end – noun. the head of the penis
  • pubes – noun. pubic hair
  • thatch – noun. pubic hair

Penis

  • baloney – noun.
  • banana – noun.
  • beef bayonet – noun.
  • blue veined custard chucker – noun.
  • boner – noun. erect penis
  • cavalier – noun. an uncircumcised penis
  • cheb – noun.
  • chopper – noun.
  • cock – noun.
  • cream stick – noun.
  • dick – noun.
  • dong – noun.
  • donger – noun.
  • donkey dick – noun. a large penis
  • fuckstick – noun.
  • German helmet – noun.
  • hampton – noun. rhyming slang on Hampton wick, prick
  • hard-on – noun. erect penis
  • helmet – noun. the head of the penis
  • hung like a donkey/horse – phrs. having a large penis
  • John Thomas – noun.
  • knob – noun.
  • lash – noun.
  • length – noun.
  • lob on – noun. an erection
  • love muscle – noun.
  • love rod – noun.
  • love truncheon – noun
  • maggot – noun. a small penis
  • member – noun. from membrum virile
  • middle leg – noun
  • morning glory – noun. an erection on waking
  • morning wood – noun. an erection on waking
  • mutton dagger – noun.
  • needle dick – noun. a small thin penis
  • nob – noun.
  • old man – noun.
  • one-eyed trouser snake – noun.
  • pecker – noun.
  • percy – noun.
  • plonker – noun.
  • pork dagger – noun.
  • pork sword – noun.
  • prick – noun.
  • purple headed custard chucker – noun.
  • roundhead – noun. a circumcised penis
  • sausage – noun.
  • schlong – noun.
  • semi – noun. a half erect penis
  • shaft – noun.
  • shlong – noun.
  • skin flute – noun.
  • stalk – noun. erect penis
  • stiffy – noun. erect penis
  • stonker – noun. large erect penis
  • tadger – noun.
  • tallywhacker – noun.
  • todger – noun.
  • tool – noun.
  • trouser snake – noun.
  • tummy banana – noun.
  • wanger – noun.
  • well hung – adj. having a large penis
  • willy – noun.
  • winkle – noun.
  • wood/woody – noun. erect penis
  • worm – noun.

Scrotum

  • bag – noun.
  • bollockbag – noun.
  • knackersack – noun.
  • scrote – noun.

Semen

  • baby batter – noun
  • baby gravy – noun
  • cock snot – noun
  • come – noun.
  • cum – noun.
  • custard – noun
  • gism – noun
  • Harry (Monk) – noun. rhyming slang on spunk
  • jism – noun.
  • jizz – noun.
  • load – noun
  • love custard – noun
  • love piss – noun
  • man fat – noun
  • man gravy – noun
  • man muck – noun
  • pedigree chum – noun. rhyming slang on come
  • population paste – noun
  • sex wee – noun
  • spaf – noun
  • spoof – noun
  • spooge – noun
  • spunk – noun
  • sticky love piss – noun
  • throat yoghurt – noun
  • wad – noun

Testicles

  • ballocks – noun.
  • balls – noun.
  • bollocks – noun
  • cods – noun
  • conkers – noun
  • gonads – noun
  • goolies – noun
  • happy sack – noun. incl scrotum
  • Jackson Pollocks – noun. rhyming slang on bollocks
  • Jacobs – noun. rhyming slang on Jacobs Cream Crackers – knackers
  • knackers – noun
  • love spuds – noun
  • lychees – noun
  • minerals – noun. rhyming slang on balls
  • nackers – noun
  • nads – noun. abbreviation of gonads
  • nadgers – noun
  • nuts – noun
  • plums – noun.