brickie – noun. builder chippy – noun. carpenter dibble – noun. policeman dick – noun. detective fed – noun. FBI agent flat-foot – noun. policemen, specifically one in a uniform fuzz – noun. police garbo – noun. garbage collector gumshoe – noun. detective leather-neck – noun. soldier lollipop man/woman – noun. road crossing officer Old Bill…
Male Masturbation bash the bishop – verb circle jerk – verb. mutual group masturbation five knuckle shuffle – noun hand shandy – noun jack off – verb pocket billiards – noun pull one’s pud – verb spank the monkey – verb toss – verb toss off – verb tug – noun/verb yank – noun Female…
(make the) beast with two backs – vrb phrs boff – verb bonk – noun/verb dip one’s wick – verb. Of a man, to have sexual intercourse doggie fashion – adv. Describes the sexual position of sex from behind, in the manner of dogs easy pink – noun. vaginal sex fuck – noun/verb fucking –…
General terms for genitals bits – noun. bulge – noun. the impression of the genitals when seen beneath clothing crown jewels – noun. dangly bits – noun. family jewels – noun. jewels – noun. lunchbox – noun. meat and two veg – noun. naughty bits – noun. nethers – noun. packet – noun. private parts…
ane – noun. abbr. of anus arris – noun. rhyming slang on Aristotle = bottle = bottle and glass = arse arse – noun. the buttocks, the anus arse-hole – noun. the anus ass – noun. asshole – noun. the anus backdoor – noun. back entrance – noun. the anus balloon knot – noun. the…
Ears cauliflower – noun. ear damaged through repeated heavy blows jug handles – noun. large sticking out ears lugs – noun lughole – noun. ear hole tabs – noun wingnuts – noun. sticky out ears Face clock – noun coupon – noun craterface – noun. pockmarked or acne covered dial – noun fiz/fizzog – noun…
baps – noun bazongas – noun bazookas – noun bazoomas – noun beer tits – noun. fatty deposits on a male’s breast bee stings – noun. small breasts bitch tits – noun. enlarged male breasts, often due to steroid abuse within body building boobicles – noun boobies – noun boobs – noun bouncers – noun…
Contemptible & Despicable People arse – noun arseface – noun arsehat – noun arsehole – noun arsemonger – noun assclown – noun asshole – noun asswipe – noun awlarse – noun bawheid – noun bell-end – noun biatch – noun blert – noun blighter – noun bounder – noun bugger – noun bumberclot – noun bumhole – noun bum nugget – noun…
69 – noun. see sixty-nine BJ – noun. abbr. of blow job blow job – noun carpet munching – noun. cunnilingus cocksucking – noun. deep throat – noun. fellatio involving the envelopment of the penis using the depth of the throat. – verb. to fellate deeply and involving the throat eat (out) – verb felch…
Clitoris bean – noun bald man in a boat – noun little man in a boat – noun love button – noun man in a boat – noun General terms for genitals bits – noun naughty bits – noun private parts – noun rude bits – noun undercarriage – noun Labia beef curtains – noun…