Slang for Masturbation

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Male Masturbation

  • bash the bishop – verb
  • circle jerk – verb. mutual group masturbation
  • five knuckle shuffle – noun
  • hand shandy – noun
  • jack off – verb
  • pocket billiards – noun
  • pull one’s pud – verb
  • spank the monkey – verb
  • toss – verb
  • toss off – verb
  • tug – noun/verb
  • yank – noun

Female Masturbation

  • diddle – verb
  • finger – verb
  • fingering – noun
  • flick the bean – verb
  • jill off – verb
  • jilling off – noun
  • kit-kat shuffle – noun

General Terms

  • barclays (bank) – noun. rhyming slang on wank
  • fwap – noun/verb
  • frig oneself – verb
  • hand job – noun
  • jerk off – verb
  • J. Arthur (Rank) – noun. rhyming slang on wank
  • Jodrell (bank) – noun. rhyming slang on wank
  • play with oneself – verb
  • sherman (tank) – noun. rhyming slang on wank
  • wank – noun/verb
  • wanking – noun

Miscellaneous

  • Mrs Palm and her five daughters  – noun. the hand when used for masturbation
  • soggy biscuit – noun. a male mutual masturbation game
  • sticky biscuit – noun. a male mutual masturbation game