General terms for genitals
- bits – noun.
- bulge – noun. the impression of the genitals when seen beneath clothing
- crown jewels – noun.
- dangly bits – noun.
- family jewels – noun.
- jewels – noun.
- lunchbox – noun.
- meat and two veg – noun.
- naughty bits – noun.
- nethers – noun.
- packet – noun.
- private parts – noun.
- rude bits – noun.
- tackle – noun.
- trouser department – noun.
- undercarriage – noun.
- unmentionables – noun.
- wedding tackle – noun.
Miscellaneous
- banjo string – noun. frenulum
- cheese – noun. smegma
- Jap’s eye – noun. the urethral opening
- knob/nob cheese – noun. smegma
- knob/nob end – noun. the head of the penis
- pubes – noun. pubic hair
- thatch – noun. pubic hair
Penis
- baloney – noun.
- banana – noun.
- beef bayonet – noun.
- blue veined custard chucker – noun.
- boner – noun. erect penis
- cavalier – noun. an uncircumcised penis
- cheb – noun.
- chopper – noun.
- cock – noun.
- cream stick – noun.
- dick – noun.
- dong – noun.
- donger – noun.
- donkey dick – noun. a large penis
- fuckstick – noun.
- German helmet – noun.
- hampton – noun. rhyming slang on Hampton wick, prick
- hard-on – noun. erect penis
- helmet – noun. the head of the penis
- hung like a donkey/horse – phrs. having a large penis
- John Thomas – noun.
- knob – noun.
- lash – noun.
- length – noun.
- lob on – noun. an erection
- love muscle – noun.
- love rod – noun.
- love truncheon – noun
- maggot – noun. a small penis
- member – noun. from membrum virile
- middle leg – noun
- morning glory – noun. an erection on waking
- morning wood – noun. an erection on waking
- mutton dagger – noun.
- needle dick – noun. a small thin penis
- nob – noun.
- old man – noun.
- one-eyed trouser snake – noun.
- pecker – noun.
- percy – noun.
- plonker – noun.
- pork dagger – noun.
- pork sword – noun.
- prick – noun.
- purple headed custard chucker – noun.
- roundhead – noun. a circumcised penis
- sausage – noun.
- schlong – noun.
- semi – noun. a half erect penis
- shaft – noun.
- shlong – noun.
- skin flute – noun.
- stalk – noun. erect penis
- stiffy – noun. erect penis
- stonker – noun. large erect penis
- tadger – noun.
- tallywhacker – noun.
- todger – noun.
- tool – noun.
- trouser snake – noun.
- tummy banana – noun.
- wanger – noun.
- well hung – adj. having a large penis
- willy – noun.
- winkle – noun.
- wood/woody – noun. erect penis
- worm – noun.
Scrotum
- bag – noun.
- bollockbag – noun.
- knackersack – noun.
- scrote – noun.
Semen
- baby batter – noun
- baby gravy – noun
- cock snot – noun
- come – noun.
- cum – noun.
- custard – noun
- gism – noun
- Harry (Monk) – noun. rhyming slang on spunk
- jism – noun.
- jizz – noun.
- load – noun
- love custard – noun
- love piss – noun
- man fat – noun
- man gravy – noun
- man muck – noun
- pedigree chum – noun. rhyming slang on come
- population paste – noun
- sex wee – noun
- spaf – noun
- spoof – noun
- spooge – noun
- spunk – noun
- sticky love piss – noun
- throat yoghurt – noun
- wad – noun
Testicles
- ballocks – noun.
- balls – noun.
- bollocks – noun
- cods – noun
- conkers – noun
- gonads – noun
- goolies – noun
- happy sack – noun. incl scrotum
- Jackson Pollocks – noun. rhyming slang on bollocks
- Jacobs – noun. rhyming slang on Jacobs Cream Crackers – knackers
- knackers – noun
- love spuds – noun
- lychees – noun
- minerals – noun. rhyming slang on balls
- nackers – noun
- nads – noun. abbreviation of gonads
- nadgers – noun
- nuts – noun
- plums – noun.